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Uh, okay. I *can't* figure out to backdate entries. Can we even do that anymore?


Well, I 'm still over on the dark side, livejournal. I just can't figure this one out anymore. I'm lost, mate, lost.

 
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I'll backdate sometime, but for now-


I'm over here!

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Mindsay mumblings and Osbourne Therapies

I'm like one of those stubborn old grannies you sometimes find in the supermarket (not necessarily in the supermarket, that was just a random- ah, fuggedaboutit) when it comes to change. So, to continue the unintentional similie theme, I'm still treating BrandNewImproved Mindsay like a kid poking a supposedly dead slug (nearly typed deaf there. How would one know?).

Er, not saying that Mindsay is a dead slug. Some may currently say it's a bit sluggish, or even a bit deadish, but I'll sit on the fence with this one.

What is this, metaphor night?

Anyways, to stop me dribbling on, I'm still not sure about the Big Ol' Changes. Not happy that I've had to 'replicate' my old blog's design. It still doesn't look how it did. Not happy with strange new icon size. What's wrong with 100 x 100? Gah, some people want THE WORLD! when it comes to pictures. And not happy with strange new comment system. Or the fact it's harder to find random blogs. It's almost anti-social now. But hey, I'm giving it a chance. I haven't migrated to LiveJournal completely, even though I've met far more people through it. What happened to the Interests list anyway? And the quiz list? *goes on*

Speaking of LJ, there's a random interests meme on mine (http://livejournal.com/users/kolaqube) that I'd put on here if we could do 'cuts'. Hell, I might anyway. I'll think abart it.

And in Entertainment news, I had another Osbournes related dream in the early hours of this morning. Sadly not as funny as the Kelly O Vs. Irate_Japanese_Businessman dream (sponsored by Crazy 40!) but equally as random. They had apparently adopted me (still more dogs than kids, mind, in the house). There was a strange bit where Sharon was hugging me and I was wittering on about feeling really ambivalent that day. "Y'know, when you're so happy you're sad and when you're so sad you're happy?" Nop. You'll have to explain that one to me sometime, O Dream Me. Along with other things ('chrisbarrie pillows'?!). Well anyway, Sharon was obviously concerned because then a whole group of Osbournes and Friends and me all went to see this Spiritual Therapist woman who apparently lived in the attic. Right. The therapy mainly seemed to consist of other people spraying fragrance in my face as I walked down some stairs.

Not familiar with that technique.

 
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*pokes Mindsay with a pole*

You've changed, y'know that?

 
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Back in Black
I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For, er, anyone who's actually reading. Thank you.
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Corrupting the Kids
Whoops. Never a good idea to let your 8yr old cousin get hold of your old 6th form notebook. The one in which, when you were incredibly bored during biology and general studies, you would doodle incessantly. Doodle things like a cartoon female saying what at the time seemed like a good, edgy idea for a band name. When said name is 'Fuh Q'

So there's Mac racing off, and in between giggles, yelling back at his grandma to "Fook You! Fook you! FOOK YOU!"

*Cringe* That'll teach me not to leave my notebook lying around. Speaking of which, my Mum apparently was reading it too. Mental note: Must check it afterwards incase there's any more un-savoryness.

In all honesty, it was rather funny. It was his mispronounciation that did it, shouting in the distance and leaving the entire family going, '...what did he say..?'

Fook you!

In other news:

Those who don't want to see the results of my latest injury from last week, look away now. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/astrokini/53d05677.jpg

Oh, how pretty my hand looks now. Maybe I should stop this bizarre compulsion to take photos of my injuries.
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Lollypops, little children? All free today!
Lollypops, little children? All free today!
Lollipops cure hayfever??!!??

I've been sneezing like a demon since 4am and a single lollipop cured me.
Wow.

Webcam spam!
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v105/astrokini/lollipop1.jpg
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v105/astrokini/lollipop4.jpg
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v105/astrokini/lollipop3.jpg
Okay, remind me to brush my hair before I turn the webcam on.
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Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
MomWhitney Houston
DadSean Connery
BrotherJason Biggs
SisterEnya
DogCujo
BoyfriendHughe Grant
Best friendEnya
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!


Sorry, I'm meme-ing a bit lately. But look at that! How *cool* is my Dad?!

In other news, icon pimpage: http://www.livejournal.com/community/reddwarficons/5169.html#cutid1

See you - I'm off out with my foppish celebrity boyfriend
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Haiku A-go-go
Haiku by kolaqube
numero uno
i was joking about our
cat asking questions
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.

Haiku by kolaqube
quote out of context
alert we never made love
rimmer go away
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.

Haiku by kolaqube
bit awkward around
women don't know what he sees
in her anyway
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.


*snort* Hurray for random things.
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Additional
I've just recieved an email, which offers me to:
eNnLARgE YOuR pENs!

Would it be immature of me to say that I laughed like a loon? Enlarge my pens, indeed. There's nothing wrong with the size of my biro pen, it's quite functional, it does the job.
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